Sunday, October 28, 2007

Alright, i am supposed to blog about something... Lets see, just got aquianted with Facebook. Seriously, i dunno what to do with it, quite boring (to my acutally), i wonder how come pple are so crazie over it. It is juz my personal opinion anyways. Perhaps i will get to like it in time to come.

I shared some "Stories" in my 2nd previous entry, let me carry on.

Lesson 3
Roger was a small rabbit who lived in the harsh surroundings of the African continent. Everyday, he was working hard and hopped everyhwere just to stay alive

One fine day, he noticed Eugene the eagle sitting on the top of a tree, doing absolutely nothings. He envied the eagle and decided to ask advise from the eagle.

Roger aske Eugene, : 'can i also sit like you and do absoultely nothing?"

Eugene gave Roger a puzzled look and replied, "Sure, why not?"

Satisfatied with the assuarance that Eugene had given him, Roger decided to sit under the tree and rest.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the vulnerable rabbit and ate it.

MORAL OF THE STORY:
To be sitting around doing nothing, you must be sitting very very high up.

Lesson 4.

A turkey was chatting with his good friend the bull on day. " I would love to be able to get up to the top of that tree," the turkey sighed, "but i haven't got the energy to do so."

"Well, why dont you nibble on some of my droppings?" the bull replied. "They are packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of the dung and attempted to reach the lowest overhanging branch of the tree. He actually found enough enery to reach that branch.

The next day, the turkey pecked at more dung and it got him further up the tree. The turkey was absolutely excited. By the fourth night, the turkey had reached the top of the tree and offered a wonderful sight of the country.

Feeling satisifed, the turkey slept on top of the tree through the night. The next morning, a farmer was on his way to the farm when he spotted the turkey. He quickly gathered his hunting equipment an dgunned down the turkey and brought it back home for dinner.

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Bullshit might get you to the top, but it aint going to keep you there.

Lesson 5

During one winter, a little bird was flying towards the South to migrate. She had lost touch with the rest of her flock of family and friends.

That winter was particularly cold and bitter. After a few days without food and proper rest, the little bird frozed and fallen to the ground. The little bird was scared and frighten.

While lying there motionlessly, a cow came along and dropped some dung onto her.

As the little bired lay still in the pile of dung, she realised how warm it had suddenly become. The dung was actually thawing the surrounding that had kept her frozen.

After sometime, the little bird was able to move about. After pecking on some of the dung, she actually regain most of her strenght.

Feeling happy and warm, she began chirping happily.

A passing hungry cat heard the chirping sound and decided to investigate the matter. Following the sound, the cat reached the pile of shit. The cat discovered that a bird was under the pile of dung and promplty dug her out and eat her.

MORALS OF THE STORY.
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
3. When you are in deep shit, its best to keep your mouth shut.

Alright. Thats the last of Morals of stories that i have, hope u guys enjoyed it and 'learn' from it
~CuS~ slept soundly at Sunday, October 28, 2007

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Dear, I love You!
~CuS~ slept soundly at Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Wow, it has been like close to 1mth since i last blogged, but it seems to me like it was only the week before.

Seriously, I dunno what to blog about actually, but due to my dear's request, I shall try to come up with something....

Lets see what i have been doing for the past 2-3 weeks, been cycling recently, with my dear. 2 weeks ago, to katong area for Ba Kut Teh and Munchy Donuts(Doughnuts to me), and last sunday to Pasir Ris park to fly kite. But it wasnt that successful, the wind wasnt strong enough and the kite sucks, so u can guess the story. Anyway, the weather is terrible. It is so damn hot. The sun was scorching hot. Anyway, it was fun cycling about the East. Makes me quite tempted to get a better bike, though budget is a concern.

Didnt catch any movie recently. Not much nice shows and didnt have any movies that catches our attention.

Been sick lately, it sucks to fall sick on/before the weekends. Spoils everything. And when i fall sick, it gets difficult for me to recover. And that sucks even more. It takes ages for me to recover and yet, i fall sick easily. Sians.....

My section have been pretty crazy about Facebook recently, wonder what the fuss is about, didnt really bother to check out Facebook, haha, i dun even really bother about my Friendster, let alone create another interactive account. This goes to show how lazy i am... haha.

To the Junyuan pple, so sorry, everytime u guys ask me out for supper, i would reject it. it is not that i dun wanna meet up with u guys, but sometimes, it is kinda last min and i am already outside and dead tired. Othertimes, i am already asleep. I am so sorry. Next time if wan supper, try and let me know earlier alright. Hope to catch up with u guys soon!

Some funny stuff i saw in an email, thought i would like to share with u guys.

Lesson 1

A man is getting into shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and ran downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stand BOB, the next door neighbour. Before she had even say a word, BOB said: " I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops the towl and she stood naked in front of BOB.

After a few seconds, BOB handed her $800 and left.

The woman quickly wrapped the towel around her and goes back upstairs to put on some clothings.

When she got to the bathroom, he husband asked: "Who was that?"

"It was BOB,the next door neighbour." she replied.

Before she could even continued with her speech, her husband interupted, "Great! Did he said anything about the $800 that he owed me?"

MORAL OF THE STORY

IF YOU SHARE CRITICAL INFORMATION PERTAINING TO CREDIT OR RISK WITH YOUR SHARHOLDERS IN TIME, YOU MAY BE IN A POSITION TO PREVENT AVOIDABLE EXPOSURE.

Lesson 2

A priest offered a nun a life one fine day after a short gatherinf session. During the journey, the nun crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal parts of the legs to the priest. Upon seeing the slender leg in flesh, the priest lost concentration and almost had an accident.

After he had regained focus and controlled the car, he stealthily slid his hands up her leg.

The nun said: "Father, remeber Psalm 129?". Upon hearing the words, the priest instantly removed his hands.

After some time, the priest couldnt resist the temptations and tried again. As he was sliding further up the nun's leg, the nun once again said, "Father, remeber Psalm 129?".

The priest quickly apologied, "Sorry sister, the flesh is weak...". Arriving at the convent, the nun alighted, thanked the priest and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed up to look up what Psalm 129 meant. The book read, "Go forth and see, further up, you will find glory."

MORAL OF THE STORY:
IF YOU ARE NOT WELL INFORMED IN YOUR JOB, YOU MIGHT MISS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY.

Thats all for now, i am tired of typing so much, there are still a few more, next time ba!
~CuS~ slept soundly at Tuesday, October 16, 2007